So me and my friend were trying to get a reaper queen to rape us, However my friend had done it before and I hadn't done it ever because reapers weren't on my must-tame list, So when we get it to a small amount of health left I accidentally jumped in front of it, needless to say Im now pregnant with a beautiful baby boy.
I remember when your mother raped me and then you burst out of my stomach and hated everything. -NawKA 2019
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209