
What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
PoV: you have Luck Perks:
*finds a duffel bag*
"Ooo, lemme see what's inside!"
2,000 Caps
⭐️ Furious Fat Man
5 Mini-Nuke
2 Fusion Cores
⭐️ Instigating C. Shotgun
...more...
"...wHAT THE FU-"
-Nate the Sole Survivor
Quick Glossary:
Nate: the canon name for the male character in fallout 4
Sole Survivor: The Canon title for fallout 4
Caps: the currency in most fallout games
Fat Man: a portable nuke launcher
C. Shotgun: Combat Shotgun
Mini-Nuke: Stock Fat Man Ammo
Fusion Core: expensive ammo for the Laser Gatling and Power Armor
Instigating: Legendary Perk that does 2x dmg when target is at full health
Furious: shoots twice with one ammo
~CPG
One they I was at my base when my rex want to go exploring so I let him and I thought he won't go to the radiation zone my female rex gos to the radiation zone and starts breathing radiation drink toxic water and eats a rock drake egg when she's comes home all I see is this monster then it stung me and I a baby reaper come out of me and that's the story how a rex becomes a reaper
Glowtail : master, can we stop? I’m out of battery.
Me: sigh okay just for a sec though... idk what this stuff on the walls are.
Glowtail: oki.
Me: putting stuff in cave in vile*
Reaper: 👁 👄 👁
Me:huh?
Reaper: burrowing back underground*
Me: okay....
Reaper: HERES JONY!
Me: OH FACK
Glowtail: EeP! Shivering *
Reaper : EATS HOOMAN ALIVE*
Glowtail plz.. d-don’t e-eat m-me.
Reaper: 😓 so cute
Glowtail: pupper eyes*
Reaper: keeps glow tail as a pet*
Human at home: request glow tail.
Reaper :NOOO GLOWY!
Glowtail:NUUUUUUUU
Human:YOU FAILED ME!*about to press the kill button
Reaper: eats hooman and takes glowy back*
Glowtail: :3
(The reaper was freind with glowy in the game they will eat glow tails so uh yea.)