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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Glowtail : master, can we stop? I’m out of battery.
Me: sigh okay just for a sec though... idk what this stuff on the walls are.
Glowtail: oki.
Me: putting stuff in cave in vile*
Reaper: 👁 👄 👁
Me:huh?
Reaper: burrowing back underground*
Me: okay....
Reaper: HERES JONY!
Me: OH FACK
Glowtail: EeP! Shivering *
Reaper : EATS HOOMAN ALIVE*
Glowtail plz.. d-don’t e-eat m-me.
Reaper: 😓 so cute
Glowtail: pupper eyes*
Reaper: keeps glow tail as a pet*
Human at home: request glow tail.
Reaper :NOOO GLOWY!
Glowtail:NUUUUUUUU
Human:YOU FAILED ME!*about to press the kill button
Reaper: eats hooman and takes glowy back*
Glowtail: :3
(The reaper was freind with glowy in the game they will eat glow tails so uh yea.)
This @$$hol tribe stole me from the world when I was a noob. They took of my clothes and forced me into a metal pit where they taped one. Than the forced it to impregnate me. After that they told me to kill a bunch of tamed Dodos with a spear. I didn’t know what a reaper did so I was chill with that. Once I was like, lvl 20 they tranqued me and locked me up. I somehow survived the chest burster only for that little $5(+ son of mine to kill me. Crimes.