The little demon child runs around your base murdering everything me and my friends preformed an exorcist, but when all failed we his on top of fridges
Reaper
The Reaper King and Queen are creatures in Ark: Aberration.
Jokes and funny moments about the Reaper from ARK players.
Your life in real time flashes before you eyes any you start to wonder...why did ark make this feature and you think whatever I want I powerful alien that I birthed who does not even care about a giga but is still scared of a teeny tiny light pet and still does not realize that…
Your life in real time flashes before you eyes any you start to wonder...why did ark make this feature and you think whatever I want I powerful alien that I birthed who does not even care about a giga but is still scared of a teeny tiny light pet and still does not realize that it can just squash it,this is a weird game but it is fun so that make is up
-Thylcolo huntress I hope you enjoyed this deep thought about the odd nature of reaper
you can google zenomorph on dododex and this shows up
Never see one, but if I advise you get the heck out of there if you spot one
So we're back in aberration
Reapers pop up say salutations
Reaper grabs me in its tail
And puts baby in my intes tes tines tes tes tines
Glowtail : master, can we stop? I’m out of battery.
Me: sigh okay just for a sec though... idk what this stuff on the walls are.
Glowtail: oki.
Me: putting stuff in cave in vile*
Reaper: 👁 👄 👁
Me:huh?
Reaper: burrowing back underground*
Me: okay....
Reaper:…
Glowtail : master, can we stop? I’m out of battery.
Me: sigh okay just for a sec though... idk what this stuff on the walls are.
Glowtail: oki.
Me: putting stuff in cave in vile*
Reaper: 👁 👄 👁
Me:huh?
Reaper: burrowing back underground*
Me: okay....
Reaper: HERES JONY!
Me: OH FACK
Glowtail: EeP! Shivering *
Reaper : EATS HOOMAN ALIVE*
Glowtail plz.. d-don’t e-eat m-me.
Reaper: 😓 so cute
Glowtail: pupper eyes*
Reaper: keeps glow tail as a pet*
Human at home: request glow tail.
Reaper :NOOO GLOWY!
Glowtail:NUUUUUUUU
Human:YOU FAILED ME!*about to press the kill button
Reaper: eats hooman and takes glowy back*
Glowtail: :3
(The reaper was freind with glowy in the game they will eat glow tails so uh yea.)
I found a reaper got imprenated by it a i made a room with cyan the reaper pops out of my chest...... My pheromenone gland effect was over......Then guess what it killed me and my every creature...nooooooo
All Gucci in the crib till it crawls outta the ground
You get 12+ and you get raped good job ark goood good
Assuming direct control of your body.
PoV: you have Luck Perks:
*finds a duffel bag*
"Ooo, lemme see what's inside!"
2,000 Caps
⭐️ Furious Fat Man
5 Mini-Nuke
2 Fusion Cores
⭐️ Instigating C. Shotgun
...more...
"...wHAT THE FU-"
-Nate the Sole Survivor
Quick…
PoV: you have Luck Perks:
*finds a duffel bag*
"Ooo, lemme see what's inside!"
2,000 Caps
⭐️ Furious Fat Man
5 Mini-Nuke
2 Fusion Cores
⭐️ Instigating C. Shotgun
...more...
"...wHAT THE FU-"
-Nate the Sole Survivor
Quick Glossary:
Nate: the canon name for the male character in fallout 4
Sole Survivor: The Canon title for fallout 4
Caps: the currency in most fallout games
Fat Man: a portable nuke launcher
C. Shotgun: Combat Shotgun
Mini-Nuke: Stock Fat Man Ammo
Fusion Core: expensive ammo for the Laser Gatling and Power Armor
Instigating: Legendary Perk that does 2x dmg when target is at full health
Furious: shoots twice with one ammo
~CPG
i just injected 3.9 kilos of liquid edmundeum lets see if it'll wanna impregnate me now.
You forgot you were pregnant and give birth outside
(-1000000 Aura)
One they I was at my base when my rex want to go exploring so I let him and I thought he won't go to the radiation zone my female rex gos to the radiation zone and starts breathing radiation drink toxic water and eats a rock drake egg when she's comes home all I see…
One they I was at my base when my rex want to go exploring so I let him and I thought he won't go to the radiation zone my female rex gos to the radiation zone and starts breathing radiation drink toxic water and eats a rock drake egg when she's comes home all I see is this monster then it stung me and I a baby reaper come out of me and that's the story how a rex becomes a reaper
Me hears about this and makes sure we’re talking about ark not xenomorph Dont remember how to spell it
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It made me pregnant when I saw it (no really and I don’t know how that’s possible since my character is a boy😬)
They should have it so it lays eggs in your chest like a xenomorph instead making it fuk you
Very fun but I cannot was t to be here at the moment but I will be home in a few hours and I’ll be right over here in a minute
I think Ridley Scot is gonna sue someone
Face hugger 2.0, (WORDS WORDS WORDS)