Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
PoV: you have Luck Perks:
*finds a duffel bag*
"Ooo, lemme see what's inside!"
2,000 Caps
⭐️ Furious Fat Man
5 Mini-Nuke
2 Fusion Cores
⭐️ Instigating C. Shotgun
...more...
"...wHAT THE FU-"
-Nate the Sole Survivor
Quick Glossary:
Nate: the canon name for the male character in fallout 4
Sole Survivor: The Canon title for fallout 4
Caps: the currency in most fallout games
Fat Man: a portable nuke launcher
C. Shotgun: Combat Shotgun
Mini-Nuke: Stock Fat Man Ammo
Fusion Core: expensive ammo for the Laser Gatling and Power Armor
Instigating: Legendary Perk that does 2x dmg when target is at full health
Furious: shoots twice with one ammo
~CPG
More Reaper Funny Tips
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209
Me: yes, I will finally stack my XP by killing this reaper queen!
Me thinking: ( she is at 1/4 heath, lemme get my magnifying glass and make sure.
(Gets really close)
Me: okay here we go
Reaper queen: Oh yes child come here I have a gift for u
Me: what did u say
Reaper queen: COME CLOSER CHILD
Me: what.. what.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reaper queen: YOU WILL HAVE MY CHILD!
5 year later
Me: Honey, I’m back. OH MY GOD, COOLDUD63 HOW COULD YOU!! HOW MANY OTHER PLAYERS HAVE YOU IMPREGNATED QUEEN
Reaper queen: The entire server
10 years later
Me: queen I need the child support, we’re struggling here
Lol please up this so everybody can see, I worked hard on this, thx 4 reading