Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Glowtail : master, can we stop? I’m out of battery.
Me: sigh okay just for a sec though... idk what this stuff on the walls are.
Glowtail: oki.
Me: putting stuff in cave in vile*
Reaper: 👁 👄 👁
Me:huh?
Reaper: burrowing back underground*
Me: okay....
Reaper: HERES JONY!
Me: OH FACK
Glowtail: EeP! Shivering *
Reaper : EATS HOOMAN ALIVE*
Glowtail plz.. d-don’t e-eat m-me.
Reaper: 😓 so cute
Glowtail: pupper eyes*
Reaper: keeps glow tail as a pet*
Human at home: request glow tail.
Reaper :NOOO GLOWY!
Glowtail:NUUUUUUUU
Human:YOU FAILED ME!*about to press the kill button
Reaper: eats hooman and takes glowy back*
Glowtail: :3
(The reaper was freind with glowy in the game they will eat glow tails so uh yea.)
More Reaper Funny Tips
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209
Me: yes, I will finally stack my XP by killing this reaper queen!
Me thinking: ( she is at 1/4 heath, lemme get my magnifying glass and make sure.
(Gets really close)
Me: okay here we go
Reaper queen: Oh yes child come here I have a gift for u
Me: what did u say
Reaper queen: COME CLOSER CHILD
Me: what.. what.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Reaper queen: YOU WILL HAVE MY CHILD!
5 year later
Me: Honey, I’m back. OH MY GOD, COOLDUD63 HOW COULD YOU!! HOW MANY OTHER PLAYERS HAVE YOU IMPREGNATED QUEEN
Reaper queen: The entire server
10 years later
Me: queen I need the child support, we’re struggling here
Lol please up this so everybody can see, I worked hard on this, thx 4 reading