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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
PoV: you have Luck Perks:
*finds a duffel bag*
"Ooo, lemme see what's inside!"
2,000 Caps
⭐️ Furious Fat Man
5 Mini-Nuke
2 Fusion Cores
⭐️ Instigating C. Shotgun
...more...
"...wHAT THE FU-"
-Nate the Sole Survivor
Quick Glossary:
Nate: the canon name for the male character in fallout 4
Sole Survivor: The Canon title for fallout 4
Caps: the currency in most fallout games
Fat Man: a portable nuke launcher
C. Shotgun: Combat Shotgun
Mini-Nuke: Stock Fat Man Ammo
Fusion Core: expensive ammo for the Laser Gatling and Power Armor
Instigating: Legendary Perk that does 2x dmg when target is at full health
Furious: shoots twice with one ammo
~CPG
Your life in real time flashes before you eyes any you start to wonder...why did ark make this feature and you think whatever I want I powerful alien that I birthed who does not even care about a giga but is still scared of a teeny tiny light pet and still does not realize that it can just squash it,this is a weird game but it is fun so that make is up
-Thylcolo huntress I hope you enjoyed this deep thought about the odd nature of reaper