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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was trying to get my brothe one, so i had im logged on, and i just had him sit under the reaper once its health was low. It was almost dead, and rather than impregnating my brother who was right under it, the reaper chose me, who was on my reaper on the other side of the room area.
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