
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I am new I saw raptor I like this colour and I think to tame that kind of animals I go near to the raptor he jumped to me and I dies and I'm going to collect my stuff now he is front of my face and again kill me and destroy my bad my campfire and my all furniture and I deleted my server
In the beginning of me playing Ark I instantly knew this wasn't a dilo but that didn't stop me from charging at them I soon met my end from 3 raptors as I respawned I wanted to grab my belongings but was ambushed there by the same raptors so when I respawned I went on a weapon crafting spree to kill them then I came I saw I slaughtered them then a fourth one lunged at me and killed me I returned when I have access to guns and killed every raptor there
But now raptors are spawning near my home so.... I'm screwed I'm cursed to have raptors follow me everywhere
Me and my friend saw this raptor and wanted to take is so we flew up to these high rocks and started shooting it we thought it couldn't get us but the next thing it jumped right up onto the rock the rock was bigger than a bronto and knocked me me off but we tamed it in the end and when we tried to jump we couldn't even make it higher the a para.
What has a big brain and sneaks out at night a raptor
So one time I was taming a dodo I was level 3 at the start when my dodo was tamed I feed him into a raptor came out I try to punch like the tip said down below me 👇 thx a lot tip but anyways I died and my dodo died and now when I just see a raptor I youse a revolver or a sword and kill it
So I am level 52 or 56 player , at level 50 (the island map) never tamed anything until level 50 , which were two diplo lvl 85 and 12 , my dumbass killed a few herbivore dino and got overconfident , I crafted a few bolas , 6 tranq arrow and went to hunt down a raptor and I found one very quick , a alpha level 60 luckily my bola hit , I tranqed him 7 times in few seconds he broke out and killed me n my diplo , moral of the story don't mess with raptor unless u are high level or high iq player