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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
This raptor ( Utahraptor: Utahs predator)is the largest Dromaeosaur discovered so far. Dromeaosaurs (Running lizards) were some of the fastest dinosaurs. But they are slower than Gallimimus ( Chicken mimic) and its relatives like Struithiomimus(ostrich mimic). Some Dromeosaurs like troodon(wounding tooth) ate fish. Troodon is the smartest dinosaur there is. 2 Raptors, Microraptor(small thief) and Sinornithosaurus(Chinese bird lizard), could glide using long feathers on there wings. Both actually lived in the same place at the same time. Sinornithosaurus may have had venom because there is a small sack in the skull, and it’s teeth resemble Gila monster teeth. The Troodon in ark is the normal on. Alaskan Troodons could get up to 6 ft tall! If you think the ones in ark are bad, imagine that one. Dromeosaurus lived in Canada and Montana. It lived along side T. rex, which I also wrote a report about, and hunted triceratops. Deinonychus lived in the South west USA and lived with the largest American land predator, Acrocanthosaurus, A Carnosaur that should be in ARK!! Any way I will make reports about ALL the carnivores in ark.
And yes I’m a Dino nerd
In the beginning of me playing Ark I instantly knew this wasn't a dilo but that didn't stop me from charging at them I soon met my end from 3 raptors as I respawned I wanted to grab my belongings but was ambushed there by the same raptors so when I respawned I went on a weapon crafting spree to kill them then I came I saw I slaughtered them then a fourth one lunged at me and killed me I returned when I have access to guns and killed every raptor there
But now raptors are spawning near my home so.... I'm screwed I'm cursed to have raptors follow me everywhere
Me and my friend saw this raptor and wanted to take is so we flew up to these high rocks and started shooting it we thought it couldn't get us but the next thing it jumped right up onto the rock the rock was bigger than a bronto and knocked me me off but we tamed it in the end and when we tried to jump we couldn't even make it higher the a para.