Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
In the beginning of me playing Ark I instantly knew this wasn't a dilo but…

In the beginning of me playing Ark I instantly knew this wasn't a dilo but that didn't stop me from charging at them I soon met my end from 3 raptors as I respawned I wanted to grab my belongings but was ambushed there by the same raptors so when I respawned I went on a weapon crafting spree to kill them then I came I saw I slaughtered them then a fourth one lunged at me and killed me I returned when I have access to guns and killed every raptor there
But now raptors are spawning near my home so.... I'm screwed I'm cursed to have raptors follow me everywhere
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me
12 compies running
11 humans screaming
10 bulbdogs barking
9 trikes charging
8 carnos chomping
7 seagulls stealing
6 dodos bawking
5 goooooooolden duck eggs
4 rexes roaring
3 allos annoying
2 pelagornis begging for fish
And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause
-OutboundManx475:-)