Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity

Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors eating you,

Now its ate me too.

One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

“Clever girl”.

I got smothered by two with my dodo at my side. I died like, 7 times trying to get my stuff back. My 🦤 got killed by the second time. One up for happy😭😭😭.These guys DO NOT MESS AROUND. I REPEAT, THEY DO NOT MESS AROUND. ARK RAPTORS ARE OVERPOWERED.

Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her

You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend

Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.

I was walking though the jungle and turned around a tree. I came face-to-face with a level 80 raptor. I ran back to my base and logged. I came back on 2 days later and it was still there. Clever Girl.

Literally saw an alpha raptor attacking bronto poop💀took the chance and killed it with a journeyman stone axe😏(BTW there was a lystro in the bronto poop that's why the raptor was attacking it)^ pls

On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me

12 compies running

11 humans screaming

10 bulbdogs barking

9 trikes charging

8 carnos chomping

7 seagulls stealing

6 dodos bawking

5 goooooooolden duck eggs

4 rexes roaring

3 allos annoying

2 pelagornis begging for fish

And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause

-OutboundManx475:-)

For all new players: I will find You..........

AND I WILL KILL YOU!

Stimberries are white,

Narcoberries are black,

If you see this running at you,

ITS TOTALLY TIME TO TURN BACK.

Is always there when you are about to tame something cool and then kills it. 😡

The BEST guard dogs ever.

On unofficial server I'd tamed and bred about 30 Raptors and locked away inside the base. Had local noob tribe raid me for goodies. They blew the behemoth gate off my base.. queue a load of high end angry Raptors jumping out and ripping them to shreds. Global chat going nuts as my Raptors ripped them to shreds until they gave up the raid as too much trouble.

God bless the Raptor

My cousin who is still learning how to play ark and is also a Pokémon nerd was learning how to breed we were breeding raptors to fight gama brood mother and soon we got a mutation :| that when she said wow it’s a shiny raptor ;) why

If you are new,

Don’t think escaping me

Is easy to do.

You can’t outrun me,

And you’ll likely die trying to kill me.

I limit your territory, and if you

Manage to tame me, consider yourself lucky.

I am the superior one here,

So keep a sharp eye out, or you won’t know when I’m near.

In your eyes I can clearly see the fear, when I come near.

Thinking you can escape me, thinking you can defeat me,

Well I’m sorry, but I’m just better.

I’m a go-getter.

You wanna be the hunter, but when I’m around, your nothing but the prey.

I only fall to people higher up, but to me your just a lifeless lump.

I see that bola, out n’ swinging, can’t tell if your tryna tame me, or simply

Leave me hanging.

But I got faster reflexes and I will pounce, so don’t expect not to get overtaken.

Deep inside, I can see that without me, your breaking.

But we ain’t exactly friends,

More like battlefield fiends.

Unless you can tame me, maybe then I’d reconsider.

But you and me are to remain bitter.

I named my character Owen Grady and I have 4 raptors

Like my comment if you know what I’m saying.

He protecc he attacc but most importantly he say “HELLO SNACKY SNACK” :>