Roses are red,
violets are blue,
bolas stop Raptors,
whatever you do.
There was this one dodo named Dan and he was my best friend who never died. I gave him a place of honour as my first tame and one day decided to take him for an excursion
CUE GIANT RAPTOR PACK JUMPING OUT OF NOWHERE
You don’t need to be faster then the raptor; you just need to be faster then ur friend
I once saw a rly Cool red and black one, didn’t pay attention, turned out to be an alpha, killed my tame
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Up if you get the reference.
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
Raptors squat when they poop😂
A nightmare for every new ark player. 💀
Me: *spawns in*
Raptor: oh boy a human! TACKLE FIGHT!!
me: WAIT NO-
Godzillamanz (lvl 1) died to raptor (lvl 10)