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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day I walked outside my bas and said to my self isn’t a beat full day. Mossy and parry so then I heard running I was like meh then a pack of 10 raptors come charging at us so I took my shotgun out I was nah so I fought them with normal rifle ammo
Btw if you encoder this make sure you have a Dino I was level 89 and almost died oh I’m only have 3 trikes on bronto one pararsaur and one moschops And last a carbo
Ok so I'm out with my army of raptors and dilos. I wanted more raptors and I knew where to find them. I went there and a raptor hit me! I look around and it's gone. I looked at the rocks and saw it running away. I literally said "clever girl" from Jurassic park 🤣. I start swinging my bola and she bites me again! I swing it and she dodged it! Now I was confused because none of them were this smart to use the rocks. I have her and her name is ninja (she attacks at the break of dawn and way more often at night which is when I hunted for them)
So weird how when we and dad are exploring the world we can’t find one but when I’m playing on my own at lv 12 a lv 7 female pops out of knowere. Raptor prob though they could kill me but hehe I had a bola and a club. Also, idc about dislikes, so no point in doing it. -Ali baba
(Also how to make raptor trap! First get 4 foundation and make 2x2 square. Then add walls and a doorway and a door. Make sure to have a wall above the door cause I heard they can fit through doorways. Next make a ramp and lure it in. Do this with wood or better as thatch will break and be destroyed by the raptor. Hope this helped!)
I was killing dodo’s and found a lake so I went for a swim and was freezing and then I found and alpha raptor so I got my sword and hit it but then it chugged me and I came out the other end and fell into a sea and moso obviously chugged me and that’s how I turned into a brown smelly wimpy kid. By rexyrex123
Me and my friend were playing multiplayer and we tamed a raptor named Giyu. We took him everywhere. Then we went to the swamps for some reason and tried to kill a bary but a carno came and attacked me and giyu. I ran and couldn’t find him. 2 minutes later notification says an eel killed him when we were in the swamps nowhere near deep ocean. crazy.