Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐
NOOB MISTAKES!!!
Caleb:Hey Noah let’s tame a raptor
Noah:ok
Caleb: hey Noah do you see that big raptor that has that red aura?
Noah: yeah
Caleb: what does it mean?
Noah: I don’t know
Caleb: oh well
Caleb: ok get your slingshot out
Noah: alright are you ready
Caleb:yeah
Noah: umm maybe we should get another raptor. that one killed that stego pretty fast and didn’t die
Caleb oh it doesn’t matter. ok let’s tam-
Noah: aaaaaaaaaah Caleb help m-
Caleb’s game: your tribe member Noah killed by an alpha raptor
Caleb: ALPHA? oh shoot go
AAAAAAAAAH