
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was walking around when I got attacked, next thing I know this raptor comes along and kills it and I tamed it. Little while later we were walking back to my base and some stupid compy start attacking and my raptor dies. Then I get an error message and it kicks me out of the game. I log back on and the game rewinded a little bit so I got my raptor back. So happy 😁
When I am new I saw raptor I like this colour and I think to tame that kind of animals I go near to the raptor he jumped to me and I dies and I'm going to collect my stuff now he is front of my face and again kill me and destroy my bad my campfire and my all furniture and I deleted my server
In the beginning of me playing Ark I instantly knew this wasn't a dilo but that didn't stop me from charging at them I soon met my end from 3 raptors as I respawned I wanted to grab my belongings but was ambushed there by the same raptors so when I respawned I went on a weapon crafting spree to kill them then I came I saw I slaughtered them then a fourth one lunged at me and killed me I returned when I have access to guns and killed every raptor there
But now raptors are spawning near my home so.... I'm screwed I'm cursed to have raptors follow me everywhere