Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
In the beginning of me playing Ark I instantly knew this wasn't a dilo but that didn't stop me from charging at them I soon met my end from 3 raptors as I respawned I wanted to grab my belongings but was ambushed there by the same raptors so when I respawned I went on a weapon crafting spree to kill them then I came I saw I slaughtered them then a fourth one lunged at me and killed me I returned when I have access to guns and killed every raptor there
But now raptors are spawning near my home so.... I'm screwed I'm cursed to have raptors follow me everywhere
Me and my friend saw this raptor and wanted to take is so we flew up to these high rocks and started shooting it we thought it couldn't get us but the next thing it jumped right up onto the rock the rock was bigger than a bronto and knocked me me off but we tamed it in the end and when we tried to jump we couldn't even make it higher the a para.