Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
So me and my tribe mate are walking in the forest.
My friend: I wanna sit down on this rock! I'm so tired and we still did not find the legendary dodo rex!
ME:OK just dont die! I WILL HUNT FOR FOOD! dont let the rock bite!
Tribemate:hahahah you think a rock is going to bite me !
Me:dude,I'm joking.
Tribemate:ok
I'm walking and found a bunch of dodos ro kill. IN THE DISTANCE I HEAR *FART NOISE* AND AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Then in chat
Your tribemate level 6 was killed by a level 135 pirlovia!
Me:oh well,unleast he enjoyed to sit but new lesson-rocks do bite.......
In chat: Purlovia level 135: the HELL they do!
More Purlovia Funny Tips
Brothers of the mine rejoice!
Swing, swing, swing with me
Raise your pick and raise your voice!
Sing, sing, sing with me
Down and down into the deep
Who knows what we'll find beneath?
Diamonds, rubies, gold and more
Hidden in the mountain store
Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on brothers sing with me!
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
The sunlight will not reach this low
Deep, deep in the mine
Never seen the blue moon glow
Dwarves won't fly so high
Fill a glass and down some mead!
Stuff your bellies at the feast!
Stumble home and fall asleep
Dreaming in our mountain keep
Born underground, grown inside a rocky womb
The earth is our cradle; the mountain shall become our tomb
Face us on the battlefield; you will meet your doom
We do not fear what lies beneath
We can never dig too deep
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
Born underground, suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark, the safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron, steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on brothers sing with me!
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole...
It's a cute lil badger
Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends
Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead
I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!
HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!
The Dark Assassin wonβt be able to find it.....
Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger
I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard
Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.
They are ridden In the ark tv show π₯²