Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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So me and my tribe mate are walking in the forest.
My friend: I wanna sit down on this rock! I'm so tired and we still did not find the legendary dodo rex!
ME:OK just dont die! I WILL HUNT FOR FOOD! dont let the rock bite!
Tribemate:hahahah you think a rock is going to bite me !
Me:dude,I'm joking.
Tribemate:ok
I'm walking and found a bunch of dodos ro kill. IN THE DISTANCE I HEAR *FART NOISE* AND AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Then in chat
Your tribemate level 6 was killed by a level 135 pirlovia!
Me:oh well,unleast he enjoyed to sit but new lesson-rocks do bite.......
In chat: Purlovia level 135: the HELL they do!