My introduction to this creature was colorful and scary and I screamed so loud.. but the Hufflepuff in me knew I had to have one. It took a while but I finally was able to trap and tame one. His name is Newt.
Me:sees this guy friend:awww he’s so cute and I just started he’s probably so sweet. Me:ya sweet me:backs up slowly. Friend awwww look he’s running over here Mabey he wants a hug. Me: bolas friend and runs.
Me and friend walking in red woods. Friend:watch out for these) friend shows me pic of purlovia. Me: awwww he’s cute) friend: oh trust me he ain’t cute) me and friend keeps walking. me: look at this funny rock) I reach out to touch it
Purlovia: HI BECKYYYY
When I was gonna die by a bunch of dire wolves , I fell and had a hard crash and next to me was a bumpy brown rock looking thing and then when I walked on it the purlovia was like “im gonna ruin this whole mans career”