It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

If you see a dirt mound RUN DONT STOP

Me on my rg in snow one of these thing pop out of the ground Wha OH GOD ITS A BAGER so RIP my rg and otter

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

So there I am in the redwood forest on my thylacoleo I can’t see these lil buggers holes. They flipping stun me then tree cat chases the lil bloody badger on crack

Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead

Why the hell can’t purlovias be rode on but a tiny dire wolf can?

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

They are useful for hiding good loot in them

Alpha dinos are red, rare flowers are blue, wth just hit you?

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

I was walking next to the redwoods and this new version of a scary jerboa jump out of ground i never thought would hurt me. I trusted you ground and you make me pee all over the place

I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard

Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia

Me: *lands on a rock to give my argy a stamina break*



Inconspicuous ‘rock’: “ima bout’ to end dis mans whole career.”

ive never seen a purlovia poop.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You better run faster
I'm coming for you

Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.

pop up ad that you can't stop but worse

It jumped at me for the first time and it scared me so much