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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the purlovia? Funny purlovia jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 849 · Answer 1 · 2017-01-31T03:06:59+00:00

It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

score 567 · Answer 2 · 2017-07-08T13:01:11+00:00

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

score 516 · Answer 3 · 2017-01-31T20:30:16+00:00

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

score 290 · Answer 4 · 2017-07-31T13:14:40+00:00

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

score 228 · Answer 5 · 2017-05-02T15:56:48+00:00

Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger

score 109 · Answer 6 · 2020-09-04T00:40:27+00:00

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

score 100 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-22T03:50:34+00:00

I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard

score 21 · Answer 8 · 2024-03-26T16:07:51+00:00

They are ridden In the ark tv show 🥲

score 106 · Answer 9 · 2017-07-10T00:12:02+00:00

Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.

score 18 · Answer 10 · 2024-01-03T20:08:59+00:00

Ark when creating this:

Ark:Another mammal.

Dev:Like a thyla?

Ark:Yes, except it jumps from the ground instead of the trees.

Dev:Where will it live?

Ark:North zone

Dev:What feces size?

Ark:Medium

Dev:As big as a raptor?

Ark:Bigger

Dev:As big as a PT?

Ark:Bigger

Dev:Can it be rideable?

Ark:No

score 30 · Answer 11 · 2022-11-17T02:40:19+00:00

To the guy who said there like drop bears in Australia. There more like up bears.

Up so that person can see

score 46 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-22T15:54:26+00:00

Me:*Landing my griffin I just tamed*

Also me:This baby took me 4 hours to get tamed up.

Purlovia: Congratulations you wasted 4 hours.

score 50 · Answer 13 · 2020-07-11T13:07:39+00:00

Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia

score 24 · Answer 14 · 2022-09-09T01:13:23+00:00

Every map has the Purlovia.

There. Is. No. Escape. From. Death.

score 33 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-10T18:59:44+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My life is mine

Now yours is, too

score 11 · Answer 16 · 2024-01-13T04:50:59+00:00

I call it Pavlova, it kills us.

score 65 · Answer 17 · 2017-06-05T17:02:48+00:00

They are not a rock. Do not try to mine them or you will die

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2025-04-26T18:56:57+00:00

Me walking around in redwoods poof Stunned 😳 one tapped

score 39 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-11T09:59:02+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You better run faster

I'm coming for you

score 38 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-01T06:27:10+00:00

ive never seen a purlovia poop.