Old 80's accent: So you want someone with kickback do you? Well Pur-malone has some kickback.

It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead

These things can push a mammoth about a kilometer from a mountain to the ground. Home run!

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

Hufflepuff best friend name ...

pop up ad that you can't stop but worse

Wow,these guys can harvest everything according to Dododex

Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.

They are not a rock. Do not try to mine them or you will die

Had 10 tranq darts took 11 to down it Dododex Said 4 darts for a lvl 120 haha right....

Lone Digger

No one? Well Siatiama will not be happy with you guys...

I got thrown of my mount and my bird almost died, put your tames on passive when ur out in cause one of these is ready to eat you and you tame

This little shit killed me and camped my fucking dead body

Tame and breed and army the gang bang a Rex

Purvlovia:zzz
Noob newbie noob:oooh a rock.brings out pikaxe ROCKS
purvlovia:Grr imma getchu tryin to harvest mi!
Noob:oh oh OOOOOFFFFFF

This little smart cat is more dangerous than my brother if I take he’s phone

They can’t fight titanosaurs.... trust me! I’ve tried...

So I was out in redwood forest and my friend asked me if I could come and help them so I asked what for and they said I saw something and I don't know what it is... So I get my gun out to see what they meant that's when it hit me literally. The damn thing pounced at me! My friend ran off BACK TO BASE?! and I could hear them laughing their face off. I hope they become a afternoon snack for a giga.(in case ur wondering I survived the attack but eventually I got killed by a GIGA my self... I'm not a noob but my friend is.)