It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

Just tamed. Wish I could saddle it. Imagine that. Under ground. And saddled.

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

So you can rid a Pachy but not this guy?!?!

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

Player: kills 3 terror birds

Another comes

And another

Player: finally kills them all, then…

Compy: Hello did u inVite mE to a feast!

Player: kills compy

Purlovia: HAHAHAHAHA

I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard

Me:*Landing my griffin I just tamed*

Also me:This baby took me 4 hours to get tamed up.

Purlovia: Congratulations you wasted 4 hours.

My friend when to go tame one

I don’t have a friend anymore…

What a peaceful day in the redwoods! So nice and look at that gallimimus and.. HOLY SH-

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My life is mine

Now yours is, too

Me: Finally! Now that I have a mount I’m safe from everything!

Purlovia: are you sure about that?

Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.

Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia

What!!!! people are saying they keep finding purlovias live in the red wood! ONE CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND ATTACKED MY SNOW BIOME BASE!!!

ive never seen a purlovia poop.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You better run faster

I'm coming for you

When you spend hours tami g one and dying multiple without doing any research:| and realize that you cant ride them👌😭😭😭