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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the purlovia? Funny purlovia jokes submitted by ARK players.
It's a cute lil badger
Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends
Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends
If you see a dirt mound RUN DONT STOP
Me on my rg in snow one of these thing pop out of the ground Wha OH GOD ITS A BAGER so RIP my rg and otter
I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
So there I am in the redwood forest on my thylacoleo I canβt see these lil buggers holes. They flipping stun me then tree cat chases the lil bloody badger on crack
Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead
Why the hell canβt purlovias be rode on but a tiny dire wolf can?
HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!
The Dark Assassin wonβt be able to find it.....
The Dark Assassin wonβt be able to find it.....
They are useful for hiding good loot in them
Alpha dinos are red, rare flowers are blue, wth just hit you?
IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!
I was walking next to the redwoods and this new version of a scary jerboa jump out of ground i never thought would hurt me. I trusted you ground and you make me pee all over the place
I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard
Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia
Me: *lands on a rock to give my argy a stamina break*
Inconspicuous βrockβ: βima boutβ to end dis mans whole career.β
Inconspicuous βrockβ: βima boutβ to end dis mans whole career.β
ive never seen a purlovia poop.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You better run faster
I'm coming for you
Violets are blue
You better run faster
I'm coming for you
Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.
pop up ad that you can't stop but worse
It jumped at me for the first time and it scared me so much