I stole it’s cheeseburger.

now I’m dead.

It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

ive never seen a purlovia poop.

Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You better run faster
I'm coming for you

I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

cute, murderous dirt rats. just dont step on them

There so cute I wanna go near and so dangerous I wanna stay away so guess there was one in the distance i said it’s gonna kill me soo I walked away mad a few seconds later one pops out from the ground and kills me 😀

When I was gonna die by a bunch of dire wolves , I fell and had a hard crash and next to me was a bumpy brown rock looking thing and then when I walked on it the purlovia was like “im gonna ruin this whole mans career”

This guy is Winnie the poos nightmare

Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.

pop up ad that you can't stop but worse

This thing was defending my base then when a tribe came to our Dino gates to check it out then they got rekt by our purloiva








Cool underground badger c:

HOW CAN A ARGY NOT CARRY THIS!?!?

I'm the dumbass who always forgets I have my purlovia chilling in the ground until I get half way across the map and need to detour to go get it. *facepalm*

They're very cute. Like pet skunks! They can stay underground as a storage box and they're also good for sneak attacks on raiders!

They are not a rock. Do not try to mine them or you will die

Honey badger don’t care..eww look at it eat that snake..their so nasty! Look it’s chasing a jackal and grunting!

Had forgot it was on aggressive and it relentlessly slaughtered my new born thylaco at that point we named the purlovia to anakin. That baby was the cuties thing I've everseen

Had 10 tranq darts took 11 to down it Dododex Said 4 darts for a lvl 120 haha right....