It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead

Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia

I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

ive never seen a purlovia poop.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You better run faster
I'm coming for you

Raiders: Let loot that place
Guards: Halt
Raiders: Shut up pops
Purlovia: YEET
Raiders: HOLY ***K

Me: *lands on a rock to give my argy a stamina break*



Inconspicuous ‘rock’: “ima bout’ to end dis mans whole career.”

Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.

My introduction to this creature was colorful and scary and I screamed so loud.. but the Hufflepuff in me knew I had to have one. It took a while but I finally was able to trap and tame one. His name is Newt.

Me:sees this guy friend:awww he’s so cute and I just started he’s probably so sweet. Me:ya sweet me:backs up slowly. Friend awwww look he’s running over here Mabey he wants a hug. Me: bolas friend and runs.

Me and friend walking in red woods. Friend:watch out for these) friend shows me pic of purlovia. Me: awwww he’s cute) friend: oh trust me he ain’t cute) me and friend keeps walking. me: look at this funny rock) I reach out to touch it
Purlovia: HI BECKYYYY

This guy is Winnie the poos nightmare

pop up ad that you can't stop but worse

They are not a rock. Do not try to mine them or you will die

This thing was defending my base then when a tribe came to our Dino gates to check it out then they got rekt by our purloiva








Cool underground badger c:

HOW CAN A ARGY NOT CARRY THIS!?!?

When I was gonna die by a bunch of dire wolves , I fell and had a hard crash and next to me was a bumpy brown rock looking thing and then when I walked on it the purlovia was like “im gonna ruin this whole mans career”