IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!
It's a cute lil badger
Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends
I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead
Traveller:OH GOD A HONEY BADGER (pees his pants)
HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!
The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My life is mine
Now yours is, too
Me:*Landing my griffin I just tamed*
Also me:This baby took me 4 hours to get tamed up.
Purlovia: Congratulations you wasted 4 hours.
I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard