It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

When you spend hours tami g one and dying multiple without doing any research:| and realize that you cant ride them👌😭😭😭

Me: Finally! Now that I have a mount I’m safe from everything!

Purlovia: are you sure about that?

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

Me: Ok I’m just going into the Arctic biome to get some pelt.

Megaloceros: *appears*

Me: Ah, just what I need

Purlovia: *EXPLODES OUT OF THE GROUND RIGHT IN MY FACE*

Aaa purlovias i didn't know they are land mines so when i landed in the snow the purlovia attacked and stuned and knocked me of my argy and from then o boy there was a rex there realized I couldn't fight it I ran then I try to get on my argy (I killed the purlovia btw) and he was floating so I couldn't reach him and dire wolfs attacked me, me panicking trying to kill them I kill them then i finally get on my argy and with shaky hands i press the dismount button the thing is I was in the sky very high and i take alot of damage at this point im like well its my time to go bc my argy landed next to the rex I ran fast and finally got on and I flu faster than ever I finally made it home 👍

Aaa purlovias i didn't know they are land mines so when i landed in the snow the purlovia attacked and stuned and knocked me of my argy and from then o boy there was a rex there realized I couldn't fight it I ran then I try to get on my argy (I killed the purlovia btw) and he was floating so I couldn't reach him and dire wolfs attacked me, me panicking trying to kill them I kill them then i finally get on my argy and with shaky hands i press the dismount button the thing is I was in the sky very high and i take alot of damage at this point im like well its my time to go bc my argy landed next to the rex I ran fast and finally got on and I flu faster than ever I finally made it home 👍