Step on purlovia - your dead
Step on bear trap - your dead
Step on land mine - your dead
Step on my sandwich - your dead
Purlovia
The Purlovia is a mammal with the unique ability to burrow underground and hibrinate. Using the technique, the Purlovia will pounce once a predator appears nearby.
More Purlovia Funny Tips
It's a cute lil badger
Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends
I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!
HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!
The Dark Assassin wonβt be able to find it.....
Badger badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM . Badger badger badger badger badger AHH ITS A SNAKE ITS A SNAKE . Badger badger badger badger badger
I hide in the ground
Not making a sound
I spring out with paws open and a big smile
Recovering may take a while
Just remember who took your bird
The purvolias name will always be heard
Stinkin things mug you... AND your mount. You can often see pegos riding them.
They are ridden In the ark tv show π₯²
Me:*Landing my griffin I just tamed*
Also me:This baby took me 4 hours to get tamed up.
Purlovia: Congratulations you wasted 4 hours.