It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

I am mole and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

You telling me an argy can pick up a bary when they can’t even carry these!!!

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard

Mine jumped out of the shower at me so I named it pervertia

I was trying to get chitin an then i get dis mounted and didn't even see the thing

I was trying to get chitin an then i get dis mounted and didn't even see the thing