Why is his neck so fat?

It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

Every map has the Purlovia.

There. Is. No. Escape. From. Death.

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

WOW! Ark really messed up panthers.

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

Just tamed. Wish I could saddle it. Imagine that. Under ground. And saddled.

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard