It's a cute lil badger

Until it comes out of the ground and murders u and your friends

Step on purlovia - your dead

Step on bear trap - your dead

Step on land mine - your dead

Step on my sandwich - your dead

Traveller: lalala

purlovia:surprise mf!

Traveller:OH GOD A HONEY BADGER (pees his pants)

IT TOOK ME THREE DAYS TO MAKE THAT POTATO SALAD! THREE DAYS!!!

HIDE YOUR THATCH IN THIS GUY!!!

The Dark Assassin won’t be able to find it.....

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My life is mine

Now yours is, too

Me:*Landing my griffin I just tamed*

Also me:This baby took me 4 hours to get tamed up.

Purlovia: Congratulations you wasted 4 hours.

I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard

I hide in the ground

Not making a sound

I spring out with paws open and a big smile

Recovering may take a while

Just remember who took your bird

The purvolias name will always be heard