Game: Thirsty. Starting to feel parchedx
Me: m’kay lemme get in the water.
Game: you were killed by megapirahna lvl 165.
Me: you frickin told me to do that game!!!
Me: fine imma get get stuff now
Game: Thirsty. Starting to feel parched.
Also Me: AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAH
“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
Me: *dips my pinky toe in the water*
Piranha from the other side of the map: “this is what a like to call a pro gamer move”.
*you now have 1 pinky toe*
Just kill this shitty creature
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
Me:Oh look, I is thirsty, I get yummy water drink, oh hello fishy!
wait, oh crap no! Plz noooo!
game: you got killed by 600 megapirahns from out of frickin nowhere…
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!
He don’t protecc
But most importantly
He will bite off you a##