Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

I was just swimming then six piranha came after me I was terrified I was doing so good I used my last bit of stamina then a freaking spino spawned and hit a piranha and they all went rafter the spino

And it flung do high up in the air . *Legands still say it’s falling till this day *

1 👆 Is respct for spnio

Me: puts single toe in the water

Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force

These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water

Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river

Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms

Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move

If you find one of these guys it’s not a pirańa anymore, his name is “Edil” pls do a video in TikTok(context: a boy named edil from my school and everybody hates him)

Go swimming they said, it will be fun they said

This thing is the embodiment of dread, rage quitting, and "I'm gonna be a absolute a-hole and ruin everybody's day".

Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*

Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!