These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”
I literally saw this thing jump out of the water and die…
Apparently they attack the wind if it looks at them the wrong way…
Me as noob:
Yo look at that thicc coelacanth!
Oh wait, that’s no coelacanth…
It’s the respawn screen!
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
Taming and knockout? For you or the motherducker we know as piranhas?
It’s like a piranha, but mega.
I am 12 I Died 💯 Times to them
Like if this happened to you.
Me: puts single toe in the water
Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move