if i had a penny for every time i died by this thing, i would be driving in a tesla

“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”

Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

And you thought gigas where scary. Up plz

We all have a nice little story to tell here...

I spent hours taming a t-rex and just guess what happened:(

I am 12 I Died 💯 Times to them

Like if this happened to you.

Me: puts single toe in the water

Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force

Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river

Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms

Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move

Me on my para: *exsists in water*

These darn FISH: your free trial of living has expired