“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”

Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark

it’s a canon event to get your loot spawn camped because you wanted to take the short way to the other part of the south zone (aka in the water)

These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water

Me: puts single toe in the water

Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force

Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river

Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms

Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move

Go swimming they said, it will be fun they said

I was just swimming then six piranha came after me I was terrified I was doing so good I used my last bit of stamina then a freaking spino spawned and hit a piranha and they all went rafter the spino

And it flung do high up in the air . *Legands still say it’s falling till this day *

1 👆 Is respct for spnio

That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)