What are some funny jokes or stories about the piranha? Funny piranha jokes submitted by ARK players.
“Wow a Green supply drop, and it’s only a little bit in the water!”
Me: *dips my pinky toe in the water*
Piranha from the other side of the map: “this is what a like to call a pro gamer move”.
*you now have 1 pinky toe*
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
Just kill this shitty creature
Me:Oh look, I is thirsty, I get yummy water drink, oh hello fishy!
wait, oh crap no! Plz noooo!
game: you got killed by 600 megapirahns from out of frickin nowhere…
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!
Me.I can problem skip one day of feeding my Fish
My [email protected]:/ you I’m eat ur a$$
Me sure u stupid fish
He don’t protecc
But most importantly
He will bite off you a##
Game: Thirsty. Starting to feel parchedx
Me: m’kay lemme get in the water.
Game: you were killed by megapirahna lvl 165.
Me: you frickin told me to do that game!!!
Me: fine imma get get stuff now
Game: Thirsty. Starting to feel parched.
Also Me: AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAH
Me: hey spino
Spino: sup, imma eat u now
game: u were killed by a butt-ton of piranhas
Me: Oh, this makes much more sense now!
That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)
Uh oh guys look out, Magikarp took a hefty dose of steroids.
Ark SURVIVAL? Ha! Not if you're in the water!
Oh Rainbow fish it must be good you think.
Nope you die.
Oh hi thanks for checking in
I’m still a piece of garbage
Real men drown it with their bare hands or fist fight it on it's own turf
Me : steps into the water *
Piranha : * comes out of middle of nowhere* I SMELL FOOD-
Me : A-