Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
These little bastards killed a 150 unicorn I was trying to tame there was 4 of them swimming up to me after they killed the uni and they killed me I had no armour on but an ascendant pickaxe apprentice axe and an ascendant longneck rifle I had other stuff as well but the other stuff wasnβt to great
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Just kill this shitty creature
βWow a Green supply drop, and itβs only a little bit in the water!β
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Uh oh guys look out, Magikarp took a hefty dose of steroids.
That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)
So for a swim it'll be fun!
They said
- Fathom12
So for a swim it'll be fun!
They said
- Fathom12