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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Real quick, these f*ckers are gonna be the death of me. I lost my shit in the hell hole you know as the swamp (big suprise) and I died 20 times trying to get my sh*t. A baryonyx bothered me a bit, but these bastards will just mess you up. Of course it wasnt shallow enough for me to walk. And with the 20 or so bags, it took forever to find my shit. Dont die in the swamp.
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My worst nightmare is right here before my eyesπ
βWow a Green supply drop, and itβs only a little bit in the water!β
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Me: puts single toe in the water
Piranha halfway across the map: I sense a disturbance in the force
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
Go swimming they said, it will be fun they said
itβs a canon event to get your loot spawn camped because you wanted to take the short way to the other part of the south zone (aka in the water)
I was just swimming then six piranha came after me I was terrified I was doing so good I used my last bit of stamina then a freaking spino spawned and hit a piranha and they all went rafter the spino
And it flung do high up in the air . *Legands still say itβs falling till this day *
1 π Is respct for spnio
That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)