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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

When I first started playing ark I was on the island and I had a beginners base and I had to cross water to get to my base, so piranhas would swim to me every time and the water was shallow enough to walk thru at one point and those bastards would kill themselves to get to meπ¬π¬
More Piranha Funny Tips
Just kill this shitty creature
βWow a Green supply drop, and itβs only a little bit in the water!β
Because the waters weren't dangerous enough. I love ark
Me: *dips the end of my toe into the water*
Piranha halfway across the map: Your free trial of keeping your feet has ended!
Me: I'm going to go get that unicorn across the river
Tribemate: ok I'll wait let's name it like Lucky charms
Piranha: what I'm about to do is what I like to call a pro gamer move
These useless creatures always seem to come out of the darkness when I step foot into the water
Me: sees phorranna
Me: Alexa, please kill that phirrana
Alexa: Suits up with Tek armor and Tek sword
Game: Alexa was killed by phirrana level 1000999999999.
Me: I really need some vitamin N. (No)
That darn goldfish will eat you and your friends (preferably you want him to eat your friends.)
Uh oh guys look out, Magikarp took a hefty dose of steroids.
Uh oh guys look out, Magikarp took a hefty dose of steroids.