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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
When we were playing my brother saw it and asked me " Wait..they have flamey chickens in the prehistoric era?" Me: no "then what is that?!" "A pheonix" "SEEE......LETS KILL IT WITH FIRE" "Wait no no no" You have tamed a pheonix lvl 250 "Why didn't it die?" " you use fire to tame it idiot" "ohhhh well now we have a cool fire chicken at least" " yea"
(He was 16 at the time and was new to ark don't judge him please )
-Luz
Ark when deciding what creature to make: alright, lets make another op flying bird…… let’s make it an amazing harvester!! Perfect fighter…. Flying forge!!! Can carry tons of stuff…… only spawns on the hottest map there is…. Only spawns during heatwaves…. Tons of dmg…. Hp….speed……stamina…..weight…..and let’s set it on fire!😃
Ark Players:🤐
How to tame the flame burd 🥵🥵🥵
Step one: find one (they only spawn during a heat wave)
(they are a passive tame do not tranq it out)
Step two: trap it with Dino gateways
Step three: shove flamin hot Cheetos up its butt
(this is the hardest part cuz the Cheetos are a rare resource, only found at your local gas station)
Step four: roast some tribe mate skewers for lunch
Plz up this if it was helpful so everyone can see how to get a flame burd. 👍👍👍