Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

I like how dododex said that this is a non-violent tame even though you need to shoot fire arrows at it.

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

Real men use a torch.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

I accidentally tamed it trying to slaughter it with flaming arrows, why ark

Yes, very passive tame, just shoot it with flaming arrows thousands of times or burn its little bones with a flamethrower. But hitting it with a torch is kinda violent, so it’ll take longer to tame doing that.

This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real men use flaming hot Cheetos to tame

The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse

Me: Oh no, poor dodo. It’s on fire!
Phoenix: um I’m not a dodo
Me: *in baby voice* Oh come hear my wittle chick
Phoenix: DONT TOUCH ME YOU’LL BUR-
Me: *dies of burning*

THIS THING HAS LEGS IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO LAND

The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.

Me: is literally sitting on a bird of fire This game: Y O U R C O L D, S E E K W A R M T H P L Z

Can be found all over the place, loves to spawn near water, and can only be tamed by giving it water bags full of water

Phoenix:🎶doodoodoodo🎶 oh hello mr magmasaur!
Magmasaur:hey mr Phoenix!how are you?
Phoenix:oh I'm great!how are you?
Magmasaur:I'm great too!thank you for asking!
Phoenix:so...what's been happening for you today?
Magmasaur:well I killed a few survivors.
Phoenix:ME TOO! Then I cooked their meat.





Hi.updoot plz

I dont think shooting it with arrows is a passive taming method