What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Flew into one of these on my quetzal. peed my pants. It was more or so TWELVE
I hate these
I showed my friend my Phoenix and he was like NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
We’re magic and fire
As we’re Worcestershire
We’re a endless flame
You can tame
We’re soon consumed
Rose by flame
Born from ashes
Forged for hatchets
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse
This is the best animal in the world
Why is the phoenix considered a passive tame if you flame it up with 3000 degree fire from flamethrowers
This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.
Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LIT🔥🔥
Phoenix:🎶doodoodoodo🎶 oh hello mr magmasaur!
Magmasaur:hey mr Phoenix!how are you?
Phoenix:oh I'm great!how are you?
Magmasaur:I'm great too!thank you for asking!
Phoenix:so...what's been happening for you today?
Magmasaur:well I killed a few survivors.
Phoenix:ME TOO! Then I cooked their meat.
Can be found all over the place, loves to spawn near water, and can only be tamed by giving it water bags full of water
I like how dododex said that this is a non-violent tame even though you need to shoot fire arrows at it.