What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse
Bird:ahhhhhhhh I’m on fire and everybody else:Ohhhha Phoenix the bird:I’m not a Phoenix ahhhhhhhhh
Can dodoRex tame it? DodoRex Has Flame
This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically a chicken nugget
Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LIT🔥🔥
The taming is passive?! How is shooting it with flame arrows is passive.
You smell that? Thats the smell of alive chicken nuggets.
I like how dododex said that this is a non-violent tame even though you need to shoot fire arrows at it.
Real men use a lighter to tame...
The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.
Phoenix:🎶doodoodoodo🎶 oh hello mr magmasaur!
Magmasaur:hey mr Phoenix!how are you?
Phoenix:oh I'm great!how are you?
Magmasaur:I'm great too!thank you for asking!
Phoenix:so...what's been happening for you today?
Magmasaur:well I killed a few survivors.
Phoenix:ME TOO! Then I cooked their meat.