Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

Real men use a torch.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LIT🔥🔥
Argie:😳

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

How mad would you be if game devs added a new update and now if your Phoenix gets wet say hello to your new micro raptor!

Wow it sure is toasty in here... oh. That's why. Hi- OH GOD MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

I like how dododex said that this is a non-violent tame even though you need to shoot fire arrows at it.

Real men use a campfire to tame

How to tame: grab a flamethrower and walk over and be like:

Pheonix: I kinda cold

Me: u want heat?

Pheonix: yez plz

Me: YEEEEE LEZ GO *covers in fire*

Pheonix: I am urs

The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse

This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: try’s to tame one...
Ark: you where killed by Phoenix level 178.
Time: ten hours later
Ark you died 15829 times.

This is a VERY non-violent tame. Simply walk up to it with your journeyman flamethrower, then die several times.

I accidentally tamed it trying to slaughter it with flaming arrows, why ark

Me: Oh no, poor dodo. It’s on fire!
Phoenix: um I’m not a dodo
Me: *in baby voice* Oh come hear my wittle chick
Phoenix: DONT TOUCH ME YOU’LL BUR-
Me: *dies of burning*

The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.