Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

Real men use a torch.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol....
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AND WHY DOES ALMOST NO ONE VOTE ME!?!??!?!?!?
SOME PEOPLE GET NEAR A 100?!?! BUT NOT ME...
UP-VOTE IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I FEEL........
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The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse

This is what happened to fawkes after dumbledores death he went to a ark bar and had S** with a giga this is his sun
(Yes I know how to spell son)

Me: is literally sitting on a bird of fire This game: Y O U R C O L D, S E E K W A R M T H P L Z

I dont think shooting it with arrows is a passive taming method

The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.

Me:*rides on it* AND İM ON FİRE
The game: you need to find a place hotter.

Can be found all over the place, loves to spawn near water, and can only be tamed by giving it water bags full of water

Phoenix:🎶doodoodoodo🎶 oh hello mr magmasaur!
Magmasaur:hey mr Phoenix!how are you?
Phoenix:oh I'm great!how are you?
Magmasaur:I'm great too!thank you for asking!
Phoenix:so...what's been happening for you today?
Magmasaur:well I killed a few survivors.
Phoenix:ME TOO! Then I cooked their meat.





Hi.updoot plz

Fawkes? Is this where you went? Have I found you at last?

How in the world do people ride this Burning Ptera??? Makes no sense at all... it's a cut¡e so who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Real men use a torch to tame.

KILL IT WITH FIRE, oh I tamed it... never mind.