Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 758 · Answer 1 · 2017-08-26T17:27:08+00:00

Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

score 516 · Answer 2 · 2017-09-04T05:55:41+00:00

Real men use a torch.

score 494 · Answer 3 · 2017-08-30T04:01:37+00:00

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

score 482 · Answer 4 · 2017-09-03T13:12:18+00:00

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

score 426 · Answer 5 · 2017-09-11T05:36:49+00:00

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

score 160 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-10T03:07:29+00:00

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these

ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W

me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

score 133 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-30T14:55:52+00:00

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

score 261 · Answer 8 · 2017-08-31T09:20:47+00:00

The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-19T08:46:36+00:00

Bird:ahhhhhhhh I’m on fire and everybody else:Ohhhha Phoenix the bird:I’m not a Phoenix ahhhhhhhhh

score 13 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-01T03:31:56+00:00

Can dodoRex tame it? DodoRex Has Flame

score 83 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-04T13:16:07+00:00

This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2021-09-21T23:56:15+00:00

Basically a chicken nugget

That fly's

score 44 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-08T22:09:31+00:00

Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*

Argie:how are you guys-

Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LIT🔥🔥

Argie:😳

score 19 · Answer 14 · 2021-04-19T01:34:33+00:00

The taming is passive?! How is shooting it with flame arrows is passive.

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2021-09-18T11:25:02+00:00

You smell that? Thats the smell of alive chicken nuggets.

score 47 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-30T06:02:13+00:00

I like how dododex said that this is a non-violent tame even though you need to shoot fire arrows at it.

score 17 · Answer 17 · 2021-04-21T11:33:41+00:00

Real men use a lighter to tame...

score 150 · Answer 18 · 2017-08-29T02:26:49+00:00

The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.

score 63 · Answer 19 · 2019-12-17T07:29:45+00:00

Phoenix:🎶doodoodoodo🎶 oh hello mr magmasaur!

Magmasaur:hey mr Phoenix!how are you?

Phoenix:oh I'm great!how are you?

Magmasaur:I'm great too!thank you for asking!

Phoenix:so...what's been happening for you today?

Magmasaur:well I killed a few survivors.

Phoenix:ME TOO! Then I cooked their meat.

Hi.updoot plz

score 63 · Answer 20 · 2019-12-17T07:29:45+00:00