Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

Real men use a torch.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse

The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.

Can be found all over the place, loves to spawn near water, and can only be tamed by giving it water bags full of water

Fawkes? Is this where you went? Have I found you at last?

Real men use a torch to tame.

KILL IT WITH FIRE, oh I tamed it... never mind.

Soooo you burn the the thing half to death... Yeah that's pretty passive😜

Bob: “Will it be rideable?”
Wildcard: “We are in testing!”
The next day...
Bob: “So, how’d it go?”
Wildcard: “MY PAAANNNNNTS!!!!!!!”

Ark be like ‘oh, it’s not a violent tame, you just burn that fucker down’

Real men press his face into a campfire until it stops floundering

Also know as "Ho-oh." Instant tame it with a master ball.

Harold did that pidgeon try to go near the sun again.

Am I the only one who cringes whenever I mount this thing bareback? Like it feels like this bad boy would singe its rider's ass?

Ahhhhhh it burns oh god it burns!!! I didnt think i wpuld go out this way.

You would assume you need an ice wyvern and put out the flames. It would then fall down and you must tranq it. Then you need to feed it something rare, while still watching torpor and keeping the flame down force feeding it water. No? Just me?