Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse
I dont think shooting it with arrows is a passive taming method
The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.
Can be found all over the place, loves to spawn near water, and can only be tamed by giving it water bags full of water
I flu to much and I went on fire
Fawkes? Is this where you went? Have I found you at last?
Real men use a torch to tame.
KILL IT WITH FIRE, oh I tamed it... never mind.
Lol its a flying microwave 😂 I have one of these and each day we go hunting ( but I'm such a scaredy cat that I only hunt non hostiles...) it is a flaming flying dodo. Plz vote 4me
Bob: “Will it be rideable?”
Wildcard: “We are in testing!”
The next day...
Bob: “So, how’d it go?”
Wildcard: “MY PAAANNNNNTS!!!!!!!”
Wildcard: “We are in testing!”
The next day...
Bob: “So, how’d it go?”
Wildcard: “MY PAAANNNNNTS!!!!!!!”
Soooo you burn the the thing half to death... Yeah that's pretty passive😜
Ark be like ‘oh, it’s not a violent tame, you just burn that fucker down’
Harold did that pidgeon try to go near the sun again.
Real men press his face into a campfire until it stops floundering
Also know as "Ho-oh." Instant tame it with a master ball.