Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: Iβm one a birb made of goddamn fire
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: Iβm one a birb made of goddamn fire
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LITπ₯π₯
Argie:π³
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LITπ₯π₯
Argie:π³
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
How mad would you be if game devs added a new update and now if your Phoenix gets wet say hello to your new micro raptor!
Wow it sure is toasty in here... oh. That's why. Hi- OH GOD MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
I like how dododex said that this is a non-violent tame even though you need to shoot fire arrows at it.
Real men use a campfire to tame
How to tame: grab a flamethrower and walk over and be like:
Pheonix: I kinda cold
Me: u want heat?
Pheonix: yez plz
Me: YEEEEE LEZ GO *covers in fire*
Pheonix: I am urs
Pheonix: I kinda cold
Me: u want heat?
Pheonix: yez plz
Me: YEEEEE LEZ GO *covers in fire*
Pheonix: I am urs
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse
This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: tryβs to tame one...
Ark: you where killed by Phoenix level 178.
Time: ten hours later
Ark you died 15829 times.
Ark: you where killed by Phoenix level 178.
Time: ten hours later
Ark you died 15829 times.
This is a VERY non-violent tame. Simply walk up to it with your journeyman flamethrower, then die several times.
I accidentally tamed it trying to slaughter it with flaming arrows, why ark
Me: Oh no, poor dodo. Itβs on fire!
Phoenix: um Iβm not a dodo
Me: *in baby voice* Oh come hear my wittle chick
Phoenix: DONT TOUCH ME YOUβLL BUR-
Me: *dies of burning*
Phoenix: um Iβm not a dodo
Me: *in baby voice* Oh come hear my wittle chick
Phoenix: DONT TOUCH ME YOUβLL BUR-
Me: *dies of burning*
The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.