Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

Real men use a torch.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these

ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W

me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse

Ummmm using a wyvern to burn it is passive?

The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.

This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phoenix:🎶doodoodoodo🎶 oh hello mr magmasaur!

Magmasaur:hey mr Phoenix!how are you?

Phoenix:oh I'm great!how are you?

Magmasaur:I'm great too!thank you for asking!

Phoenix:so...what's been happening for you today?

Magmasaur:well I killed a few survivors.

Phoenix:ME TOO! Then I cooked their meat.

Hi.updoot plz

You: I forcedtame the dragon

Wild Phoenix: kills your dragon easily

Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*

Argie:how are you guys-

Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LIT🔥🔥

Argie:😳

Can be found all over the place, loves to spawn near water, and can only be tamed by giving it water bags full of water

I like how dododex said that this is a non-violent tame even though you need to shoot fire arrows at it.

Fawkes? Is this where you went? Have I found you at last?

Real men use flaming hot Cheetos to tame

Bob: “Will it be rideable?”

Wildcard: “We are in testing!”

The next day...

Bob: “So, how’d it go?”

Wildcard: “MY PAAANNNNNTS!!!!!!!”

KILL IT WITH FIRE, oh I tamed it... never mind.