Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

Real men use a torch.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LIT🔥🔥
Argie:😳

How mad would you be if game devs added a new update and now if your Phoenix gets wet say hello to your new micro raptor!

Wow it sure is toasty in here... oh. That's why. Hi- OH GOD MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!