Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Real men press his face into a campfire until it stops floundering
More Phoenix Funny Tips
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: Iβm one a birb made of goddamn fire
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: Iβm one a birb made of goddamn fire
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LITπ₯π₯
Argie:π³
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LITπ₯π₯
Argie:π³
How mad would you be if game devs added a new update and now if your Phoenix gets wet say hello to your new micro raptor!
Wow it sure is toasty in here... oh. That's why. Hi- OH GOD MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!