Me: Oh no, poor dodo. It’s on fire!
Phoenix: um I’m not a dodo
Me: *in baby voice* Oh come hear my wittle chick
Phoenix: DONT TOUCH ME YOU’LL BUR-
Me: *dies of burning*
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
Real men use a torch.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
This is my favorite creature
I need a longer tip?..
Breathing is overrated
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse
🎶🎵I want to have a phoenix so bad that I will be soooo saaadddd if I never have a phoenix!🎶🎵
Roses are red
Violets Are blue
You are cold
And should find warmth soon.