Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
When we were playing my brother saw it and asked me " Wait..they have flamey chickens in the prehistoric era?" Me: no "then what is that?!" "A pheonix" "SEEE......LETS KILL IT WITH FIRE" "Wait no no no" You have tamed a pheonix lvl 250 "Why didn't it die?" " you use fire to tame it idiot" "ohhhh well now we have a cool fire chicken at least" " yea"
(He was 16 at the time and was new to ark don't judge him please )
-Luz
More Phoenix Funny Tips
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: Iβm one a birb made of goddamn fire
The amount of people who are able to tame this are about how many who can find my fatherπ
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse
The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.