Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
When we were playing my brother saw it and asked me " Wait..they have flamey chickens in the prehistoric era?" Me: no "then what is that?!" "A pheonix" "SEEE......LETS KILL IT WITH FIRE" "Wait no no no" You have tamed a pheonix lvl 250 "Why didn't it die?" " you use fire to tame it idiot" "ohhhh well now we have a cool fire chicken at least" " yea"
(He was 16 at the time and was new to ark don't judge him please )
-Luz
More Phoenix Funny Tips
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
Real men use a torch.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
This is my favorite creature
I need a longer tip?..
Breathing is overrated
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: Iβm one a birb made of goddamn fire
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse
πΆπ΅I want to have a phoenix so bad that I will be soooo saaadddd if I never have a phoenix!πΆπ΅
Roses are red
Violets Are blue
You are cold
And should find warmth soon.