Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
When we were playing my brother saw it and asked me " Wait..they have flamey chickens in the prehistoric era?" Me: no "then what is that?!" "A pheonix" "SEEE......LETS KILL IT WITH FIRE" "Wait no no no" You have tamed a pheonix lvl 250 "Why didn't it die?" " you use fire to tame it idiot" "ohhhh well now we have a cool fire chicken at least" " yea"
(He was 16 at the time and was new to ark don't judge him please )
-Luz
Ark when deciding what creature to make: alright, lets make another op flying bird…… let’s make it an amazing harvester!! Perfect fighter…. Flying forge!!! Can carry tons of stuff…… only spawns on the hottest map there is…. Only spawns during heatwaves…. Tons of dmg…. Hp….speed……stamina…..weight…..and let’s set it on fire!😃
Ark Players:🤐