Soooo you burn the the thing half to death... Yeah that's pretty passive😜

Me: Oh no, poor dodo. It’s on fire!

Phoenix: um I’m not a dodo

Me: *in baby voice* Oh come hear my wittle chick

Phoenix: DONT TOUCH ME YOU’LL BUR-

Me: *dies of burning*

Me: is literally sitting on a bird of fire This game: Y O U R C O L D, S E E K W A R M T H P L Z

When we were playing my brother saw it and asked me " Wait..they have flamey chickens in the prehistoric era?" Me: no "then what is that?!" "A pheonix" "SEEE......LETS KILL IT WITH FIRE" "Wait no no no" You have tamed a pheonix lvl 250 "Why didn't it die?" " you use fire to tame it idiot" "ohhhh well now we have a cool fire chicken at least" " yea"

(He was 16 at the time and was new to ark don't judge him please )

-Luz

I accidentally tamed it trying to slaughter it with flaming arrows, why ark

Oh no! I accidentally set my Argy on fire!

Harold did that pidgeon try to go near the sun again.

THIS THING HAS LEGS IT SHOULD BE ABLE TO LAND

Real men use a torch to tame.

We’re magic and fire

As we’re Worcestershire

We’re a endless flame

You can tame

We’re soon consumed

Rose by flame

Born from ashes

Forged for hatchets

Real men use a lighter to tame...

Tribe mate 1: it’s a bird!

Tribe mate 2: it’s a plane!

Tribe mate 3: it’s…

Me: a flying fiery butt, stop being dumb…

🦅+🔥= phoenix

More words

Sorry…

I showed my friend my Phoenix and he was like NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

I dont think shooting it with arrows is a passive taming method

Real men press his face into a campfire until it stops floundering

You would assume you need an ice wyvern and put out the flames. It would then fall down and you must tranq it. Then you need to feed it something rare, while still watching torpor and keeping the flame down force feeding it water. No? Just me?

This is a VERY non-violent tame. Simply walk up to it with your journeyman flamethrower, then die several times.

Also know as "Ho-oh." Instant tame it with a master ball.

Ummmm using a wyvern to burn it is passive?