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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-19T20:24:59+00:00

I can never find it in scored earth

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2020-04-23T19:10:17+00:00

How it feels like to chew 5 gum AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH it burns 5 gum get it now wait AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2022-08-01T14:05:32+00:00

WHO DROPPED A MATCH ON MY ARGENTAVIS!

Look what happened to him…😦😭😢😡🥺😩😫😳😰🥵😥😓

-Eighthop

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2024-09-08T21:20:46+00:00

who would want a bird that would burn their butt off?🤣🤣😱

score -5 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-01T23:42:23+00:00

Nonviolent tame? Hmm..... U SHOOT FRICKING FIRE OR A FLAME THROWER AT IT TO TAME!!!!!!

score -5 · Answer 6 · 2020-10-24T02:58:01+00:00

Real men don't tame with torches they tame while on fire with there fist and trap it with thatch

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2025-03-23T13:41:23+00:00

Looks like bro had too much talkies and drinking bottle Carolina reaper hot sauce. MY BRO IS OP NO HES A FREAKING GOD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2022-10-27T04:00:25+00:00

Hit up if you think they should be in extinction 😉😉

score -8 · Answer 9 · 2018-05-04T23:21:29+00:00

Me: boy it is hot or what (looks at phoeix)

Tirbe mate:ummm its the pheonix dude

Me:?

score -7 · Answer 10 · 2020-04-08T09:50:33+00:00

Ride one on to the coldest area of ark. You're cold, but should've been burned sitting on this flying volcano. And... HOW IN THE WORLD IS IT A PASSIVE TAME IF YOU GOTTA BURN IT TO TAME IT?! Ark, fix your game!!!!!!

Ark, YOU REALLY GOTTA STOP MAKING FUN OF YOURSELFS!!!! Please Up-Vote... Please..?

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2024-05-23T17:57:15+00:00

My favorite food is force tame ride problem solved idiots

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2024-05-23T18:05:00+00:00

Guys I found one on se…. It rains

score -4 · Answer 13 · 2025-08-12T08:25:55+00:00

To tame a phoenix you need a phoenix more you need not