Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
It's a flyin' flamin' dodo... ok what's next... a mod that adds pikachu? Or a frost bird that cant fly? Ark's Crazy ideas never stop... ITS JUST A HO-OH GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! Totally common in heat waves... JUST BURN IT! Or throw a master ball... lol it's a ho-oh anyway it's a pokemon, throw a cryopod when seeing it on ark. Or pokeball in pokemon. *Complaining because there are no pokemon or pokeballs in ark*
Ride one on to the coldest area of ark. You're cold, but should've been burned sitting on this flying volcano. And... HOW IN THE WORLD IS IT A PASSIVE TAME IF YOU GOTTA BURN IT TO TAME IT?! Ark, fix your game!!!!!!
Ark, YOU REALLY GOTTA STOP MAKING FUN OF YOURSELFS!!!! Please Up-Vote... Please..?