Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ride one on to the coldest area of ark. You're cold, but should've been burned sitting on this flying volcano. And... HOW IN THE WORLD IS IT A PASSIVE TAME IF YOU GOTTA BURN IT TO TAME IT?! Ark, fix your game!!!!!!
Ark, YOU REALLY GOTTA STOP MAKING FUN OF YOURSELFS!!!! Please Up-Vote... Please..?
More Phoenix Funny Tips
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
Real men use a torch.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: Iām one a birb made of goddamn fire
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse
The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.
This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!