WHO DROPPED A MATCH ON MY ARGENTAVIS!
Look what happened to him…😦😭😢😡🥺😩😫😳😰🥵😥😓
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
We’re magic and fire
As we’re Worcestershire
We’re a endless flame
You can tame
We’re soon consumed
Rose by flame
Born from ashes
Forged for hatchets
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
Why is the phoenix considered a passive tame if you flame it up with 3000 degree fire from flamethrowers
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse