Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
Im STG, my fav dino is 2 of them. Argentavis, Because Sylvanas was argent. And Snow Owl Because i have an obsession with owls have had obsession my whole life lol. Oh, btw, i have a new argentavis, his name is Strawberry. My Mom hatched him. He has over 1000 stamina. I can fly over the swamps in the island and not have to land. Her so cool and a pretty pink. *cracks up because he is male♂️lol*
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It is Satan to find Neville try and find it it is literally the hardest thing to find never go on to school just just to get that I have spent 20 hours each day for a month trying to find one and every time someone just use it when I find it 20 hours but I finally got it after the 900 day
It's a flyin' flamin' dodo... ok what's next... a mod that adds pikachu? Or a frost bird that cant fly? Ark's Crazy ideas never stop... ITS JUST A HO-OH GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!! Totally common in heat waves... JUST BURN IT! Or throw a master ball... lol it's a ho-oh anyway it's a pokemon, throw a cryopod when seeing it on ark. Or pokeball in pokemon. *Complaining because there are no pokemon or pokeballs in ark*