What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.
The amount of people who are able to tame this are about how many who can find my father😂
Can you tell me what the Phoenix eat
What does the Phoenix eat please tell me
It's ranked Funny number (69) for food
If you see this, then wach out for the new main bos of ark! Dumbledor! The mighty wizard can use the foenix against you! And shoot spells at you!
Beware!
Bewaaaaaaaaaaaare...
Red hot habanero red hot habanero
My bearded dragon is named after one of these
my fiends: Nah mate it’s just the fricking sun it self not much just throw a thorch at it and it’s yours
Me: HOLDING THE SUN throws THE SUN at it
Phoenix lvl 1: there you go 1% taming 😊
Me: wtf Gime MORE you flying flametrower
Moltres, I choose you!
A helpful tip should include more words.
Me: I guess this is the end😭
Phoenix: *Turns to ashes*
Me: 😭😭😭🤧
What is birds flavorite food gummy worm.
What is birds flavorite food is gummy worm
I tamed a lvl one at lvl 22 with a torch and a trap. This is not endgame wildcard.
Friend: I wish Fawkes was in this game
Me: Hold my butter beer
What if it rains?! Will the Phoenix die!? Ahhhhhhh! Also I tamed a Phoenix with a single torch
My friend has one it hates him.So he can’t get off.
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Me:let the war begin
Other tribe:comes with Phoenix
Me:RUN BI-ch RUN
Who’s that Pokemon? ......It’s moltres
If you name this anything other than “fawkes” you are legally a psychopath