Who’s that Pokemon? ......It’s moltres
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
We’re magic and fire
As we’re Worcestershire
We’re a endless flame
You can tame
We’re soon consumed
Rose by flame
Born from ashes
Forged for hatchets
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
Why is the phoenix considered a passive tame if you flame it up with 3000 degree fire from flamethrowers
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse