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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the phoenix? Funny phoenix jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2021-08-22T04:40:24+00:00

Me pn Ark Mobile,

Am I missing out on some cool stufffffff?

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-15T15:36:09+00:00

My wyvern is like a Phoenix

Me “Come down zuko”

Wyvern: (let’s just not land and let the Rex eat him)

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-14T16:53:12+00:00

The best way to tame this is with torch

U have to tolerant with yourself too

U can die many times

But legends never fail

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-18T08:42:22+00:00

Ark is rigged cuz this darn bird is fire and I take it into a volcano to find heat and nothin happened but the snowflake turning into an ice cube

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-12-22T15:15:58+00:00

I wanna cook bbq chicken on this lmao

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-14T23:40:07+00:00

Where it live? Pls tell me

More words

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2020-11-08T09:54:10+00:00

A giant eagle in the oven for 24 hours

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2020-09-04T16:59:49+00:00

Looks like my mom when she gets angry

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-20T20:43:36+00:00

Hot hot hot hot hot HOT HOT HOT 🔥

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-09T18:48:28+00:00

Do Phoenixs work under water

Sidhbaqjffdjfhadcsafadfwdfdsfds sefewfdsfsr

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-13T22:25:48+00:00

Real men use a tiny little match

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-08T14:15:16+00:00

My friend has one it hates him.So he can’t get off.

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-27T19:23:43+00:00

Real men tame this with cigarettes...

...And real men is phoenix food.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2019-12-16T15:52:43+00:00

0k so the Phoenix is a flying microwave...to tame you must shoot it with a flaming arrow...for it to appear it must be over 10000000° and then you can't tame it because it's too hot outside...well done ark you've officially destroyed taming this.

Sup? Oh you want to updoot?SURE! go ahead.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2019-11-08T01:37:06+00:00

Why use a torch when you have a light bulb you can ride on

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2018-09-16T13:43:49+00:00

My nam jeff.

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2018-04-15T04:04:12+00:00

Man is it just hot here or me standing next to you?

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2017-12-28T12:14:15+00:00

If it has a saddle it will burn you ass till its cooked

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2024-10-03T04:28:04+00:00

Did hedwig go to close to sun,or did harry teleport him into ark?

-Dog

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2024-02-11T20:39:53+00:00

No one:

Me who accidentally deleted ark after getting a Phoenix and is struggling to cope with the sadness a stress: >:^

My brother: >:D