*cough cough* non-violent, you say? That looks pretty violent to me!

Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

Real men use a torch.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

Me* on a Phoenix
Ark*you cold seek warm weather now
Me*rage QUIT

Phoenix and fire wyvern:*vibin*
Argie:how are you guys-
Phoenix and fire wyvern: ITS LIT🔥🔥
Argie:😳