Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

Real men use a torch.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these

ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W

me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.

This is Ho-oh, lemme catch it... RIDE THE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!