Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.

Me: Hold my beer.

If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.

Real men use a torch.

If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth

You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.

You think when they die they should turn into babies!

The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse

This is my favorite creature

I need a longer tip?..

Breathing is overrated

The Phoenix can only be tamed by building a shrine filled with thickbait to appease the Phoenix only then can you command this majestic bird.