Me going to the highest mountain on the the island on one of these
ARK: Y O U R E F R E E Z I N G F I N D W A R M T H N O W
me: I’m one a birb made of goddamn fire
I showed my friend my Phoenix and he was like NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Friend: I wish I could fly a metal smelting, meat cooking grill.
Me: Hold my beer.
Real men use a torch.
If you see make sure to ask it if it knows Dumbledore.
If you tame a max level only by hitting it with a torch, you are the master of Scorched Earth
You throw a pokeball at it... how else would you catch moltres? .... wait what? Oh... wrong game.
We’re magic and fire
As we’re Worcestershire
We’re a endless flame
You can tame
We’re soon consumed
Rose by flame
Born from ashes
Forged for hatchets
You think when they die they should turn into babies!
The saddle better be obsidian or it'll burn your arse