it killed my pet fish named larry so i’m currently roasting him on a nice mahogany fire

This is what our ancestors ate before KFC was a thing

Friend: this is my latest tame

He points at a pelagornis

Me:oh wow it’s a puffen

MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE MiNE.

I tamed one that was just sitting there, STARING.

And I just shot him with a tranq and he fell on a rock, I mined the rock and he just float, mid air and unconscious like how

For that I named him sir floatsalot

Well I can't call him a seagull anymore now that I know there is a douchebag named the ichthyornis, that flying nightmare that eats your shit that you will never get it back.

Oh cool dodos evolved.

This thing is basically a jetski with wings

It’s basically a heartless penguin killer.

Me: sees a giant seagull

The big seagull: duh hello as you can see I'm on water just chilling

Me: I want the thing

I tamed 1 but unfortunately it died by a level 600 giga 😅

Legit: this inspired Swan Lake the ballet.

We filmed one in the ocean looking stright up spinning in circles. With it's wings out to the sides.

I love glitches. . . :]

They like to C H I L L at herbivore island

I’m chilling on my raft, going to an obelisk, when I see one of these bois.

Me: Hey, little buddy...

*pelagornis gets eaten by some random shark*

Me: DAMMIT THAT WAS GONNA BE A COOL TAME

If it kills any of your tames then just kill it and it’s entire bloodline, roast them on a fire and announce that your having a feast with the main course being battered seagull drumsticks and daedon chops.

Don’t eat the egg what ever you do don’t eat the egg like my brother

Pela, Pela, Pela, Pela, Pelagornis! *in Batman tune*

Name one of these guys CAW ME and drop it off into a friends base they’ll either call you or kill it if they kill it call them and say “hey what’s up why’d you want me to call you?” Works like a charm😂 like for others to see so they can prank there friends

If it weren’t for me watching it on the water being killed by BIG sharks I mighta. As well been sittin with em....only reason I’m still alive!

I tamed this thing and I thought it was pretty useless because it’s only useful for flying and going on water but once I realize something its literal beak can be used for fishing. You don’t need a fishing rod. You could just use its beak instead don’t make the same mistake I did from Grim ;D